Bamboo embroidery hoop containing cross stitch project that reads Coffee, Because Murder is Illegal, with a beige coffee mug, all on a white background

Coffee, Because Murder is Illegal

Don’t touch my coffee! ☕

The perfect pattern for cranky coffee-lovers every where. This pattern released on October 20, 2020 in celebration of the Notorious Needle YouTube channel reaching 1,000 subscribers!

This pattern features only 3 colors to go easy on your wallet, and only whole cross stitch to go easy on beginner stitchers. 

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  • Colors: 3
  • Stitch Count: 1,665
  • Size on 14ct: 6.0 x 6.6 in (15.2 x 16.9 cm)
  • Technique: Whole Cross Stitch

Pattern PDF file includes color symbol chart, symbol key, color image of finished design for reference and assembly instructions. Footer page includes links to video instructions.

© Sarah Vargas/Notorious Needle 2020.

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