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Broken Hearted Cross Stitch Pattern (Dirty)


“Here I Sit
Broken Hearted
Came to Shit
But Only Farted”

A childhood limerick come to life! Poop jokes never get old. Laugh it up with this cheeky cross stitch pattern featuring soft, blues and browns and vintage style lettering. The elegant beauty of the delicate borders juxtaposed with the rude poem is sure to spark laughter in every guest who spies it in your bathroom or toilet.

This is the “dirty” version. Find the “clean” version here.

  • Cross Stitch
  • Back Stitch

Click here to see more from the Shits & Giggles Cross Stitch Pattern Collection.

Pattern Details

  • Colors x 8
  • Stitch Count: 10,090
  • 144w x 171h stitches
  • Sizes:
    – 14 ct 144 x 171 Stitches (10.3 x 12.2 in.)
    – 16 ct 144 x 171 Stitches (9.0 x 10.7 in.)
    – 18 ct 144 x 171 Stitches (8.0 x 9.5 in.)
    – 22 ct 144 x 171 Stitches (6.5 x 7.8 in.)
    – 32 ct 144 x 171 Stitches (4.5 x 5.3 in.)


PDF Pattern File Includes:
(Page Size = US Letter 8.5” x 11”, UK Size A4)

  • Photo of completed project
  • Large Pattern Chart in multiple pages
  • Pattern Chart in single page for digital devices
  • Pattern Charts in color
  • Pattern Charts in black & white
  • Page Map for patterns larger than one page
  • Floss Color Key
  • List of chart sizes in different fabric counts
  • Skein length estimates for each color
  • Thread Sorter
  • LIVE Links to free tutorials

Additional Information

Stitch Techniques

Back Stitch, Cross Stitch


Large – Bigger Than 10 Inches

Primary Color





Bathroom Decor, Housewarming

Secondary Color



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