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Break the Rules! Notorious Needle Logo, Snarky Cross Stitch Design
Break the Rules! Notorious Needle Logo, Snarky Cross Stitch Design
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I Fuck Better Than I Cook Cross Stitch Pattern

They say a way to a man’s heart is through his stomach, but some of us take a longer route. 😉 This pattern pokes fun at the 1950’s pinup stereotype with a vintage style, pale-blue apron with bright orange accents and white polka dots.  Hang it up in your kitchen, or stitch for someone you love.

  • Whole Cross Stitch Only
  • Fits in a 8″ x 10″ Picture Frame on 14ct Fabric

See more funny cross stitch quotes here.

$6.25

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Pattern Details

  • Colors x 4
  • 98w x 102h Stitches
  • Stitch Count: 5,354
  • Size on 14 count: 7.0 x 8.0 in (17.8 x 20.3 cm)

 

You Get 2 PDF Files:
(Page Size = US Letter 8.5” x 11”, UK Size A4)

  • PDF of 2 single page patterns, one in color and one in back and white for digital devices
  • PDF of 2 multi page patterns, one in color and one in back and white

Each PDF Includes:

  • Photo of completed project
  • Pattern Chart
  • Page Map for patterns larger than one page
  • Floss Color Key
  • Skein length estimates for each color
  • Thread Sorter
  • LIVE Links to free tutorials

Additional information

Stitch Techniques

Whole Cross Stitch Only
Size

Medium – Between 5 and 10 Inches
Primary Color

Blue
Secondary Color

Orange
Object

Apron

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Copyright © Notorious Needle

All cross stitch patterns are copyright Sarah Vargas and are for personal use only. Reselling or redistributing patterns in any way is prohibited. Only a working copy of the pattern may be printed to stitch from. Commercial use of the pattern is prohibited. Please see the terms of use for more information, or contact the designer.

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