Never Clean the Kitchen Cross Stitch Pattern

The farther I get from the kitchen, the better! Do you feel called out by this pattern? lol Hang it up in your kitchen, or stitch for someone you love.

  • Cross Stitch and Back Stitch
  • Fits in a 8″ x 10″ Picture Frame on 14ct Fabric

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Pattern Details

  • Colors x 9
  • 130w x 100h Stitches
  • Stitch Count: 4,369
  • Size on 14 count: 9.3 x 7.1 in (23.6 x 18.0 cm)


You Get 2 PDF Files:
(Page Size = US Letter 8.5” x 11”, UK Size A4)

  • PDF of multi page pattern in color and in black and white
  • PDF of single page pattern in color and in black and white, easier to use with digital devices

Each PDF Includes:

  • Photo of completed project
  • Pattern Chart
  • Page Map for patterns larger than one page
  • Floss Color Key
  • Skein length estimates for each color
  • Thread Sorter
  • LIVE Links to free tutorials

Additional information

Stitch Techniques

Back Stitch, Cross Stitch


Medium – Between 5 and 10 Inches

Primary Color


Secondary Color



Kitchen Window


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